The law

I was coming home
in traffic.
such a beautiful
day.
my phone buzzes.
I look down
2 text messages.
both from men.
Men that I adore.
we will talk about
the text that got
me trouble with
the law.
Yours.
Dirty
naughty
text.
I could not help myself.
I was in bumper to
bumper traffic
and I thought
why not?
so I text you
back. and so
the fun and flirting
begins.
Its like a tennis
match.
you hit the ball.
I hit it back to you.
back and forth
the messages
get hotter
and so do I .
BOOM!
I hit the car in front
of me.
Crap!!!
I look up its
a police car.
I quickly put
my phone down.
I barley touched
the car in front of
me, but since
its a cop car.
I am in trouble
I can feel it.
The police officer
comes back to my
car.
I start..Officer I am
so sorry.
I was daydreaming,
I am so sorry.
I start to ramble.
my face is hot and
red.
The officer takes
his glassed off and
looks down at me.
Ma'am. Your pants...
I look down at my
Pants and they are almost
down to my ankles.
when I stood up
they had been unbuttoned.
(you do the math)
Damn that texting
I thought to myself
and you just had to
unbutton your pants.
I quickly pulled
them up. Sorry
officer, I said..
I had a large Dinner
and had to unbutton
my pants.
The officer was looking
at me sternly.
You know you could
kill someone or kill yourself
texting and driving.
the lecture starts.
I look down at his
feet so embarrassed and
so guilty.
I should no better what am
I , a child?
Ma'am. Get in your car
put your phone in your
purse and for gods sakes
keep your pants buttoned.
He started to smile.
We looked at the damage
there was none.
As I crawled back
into the car.
I got snagged by
Johnny Law.
I can mark this off my
list.