Ice Coffee , Just Black

The other
day I was
out with
my mom.
We were
running
errands and
we had just
gone
for a
walk in the
park.
As we were
riding
home my mom
asked,
Can you stop and
get some Ice Coffee
at the Drive in up
here?
Of course,
I say.
One thing you
should know about
my mom is she
never
gets mad.
Very calm.
....
so I order 2 black
ice coffees with no
sugar just black,
with extra ice.
the lady repeats it
back to me.
we drive up and
This little old
lady gives us
the coffee,
so sweetly.
You ladies have
a nice day.
I drive away
and say to
my mom
That little old
lady was so
sweet, you
can tell she
loves her
job.
My mom
smiles and
agrees with me.
We drive away
and about half a
mile down
the road
my mom
takes a drink
of her
coffee and yells
No, No No!!
There is sugar in
this coffee.
As she is yelling
I am laughing.
My mom mad
is so funny.
she gets red and
starts talking
about old people
and how they
should not
be aloud to work
with food.
She is screaming.
I am laughing
so hard tears
are streaming down
my face.
My mom rolls
down her window
and dumps the
drink out the window.
It hits the mans
windshield behind us.
Mom I say.
You just hit that
guy behind us.
Calm down, I say.
She takes my drink
and proceeds to dump it
out the window.
It also hits the car
behind
us.
Now I am laughing,
but panicking,
because this person behind
us ,is going to be pissed.
My mom is still yelling
and bitching.
I start to calm her down
and pull the car over.
She starts laughing.
I do not know what
came over me.
we both start laughing,
tears streaming
down our face.
Until the car
behind us
pulls up.
Oh crap, my mom
says, you better
go deal with it.
I look at my
mom...Really!!??
You did this
I was thinking.
I am old she blurts
out...and then
starts laughing.
Fine, I say..
I get out of
my car and walk
to the back of
the car.
There is a young
man covered in
ice coffee.
I am so sorry
I said, My mom
freaked out
and poured the
coffee out the window.
she did not do it
on purpose, I am
so sorry.
The young man was
 pissed.
I started to laugh,
trying not too,
I say, You know old
people and
food do not mix.
He looks at me and
says, well
Crazy old bitches
should not be aloud
to drink ice coffee
with sugar...That sugar
was sticky.
Now I have to wash
my car.
I can pay for your
car wash I say.
I hand him some money.
It calms him.
He turns on
his radio and squeals
out of the dirt.
I think to myself
what the hell
just happened.
As I get back into
the car, my mom
said...That sounded
bad.
It was mom...
Let this be a lesson
to you, you can not
throw crap out
the window.
You look down
at your feet, I know..
I am sorry.
We drive in Silence
for awhile.
You say, In our defense
we asked for Black
Coffee, No sugar.
we start laughing...
My mom said..
Imagine if I had
ordered a bagel with
cream cheese...
that would have been
a weapon.