What was that?

Going on
a blind date
last night.
The possibilities
seemed good.
OMG.
It was a one
of the weirdest
dates I have ever
been on.
This is the first
time I had ever
been on a date
with a man that
was a Widower.
I met him and the
first thing he says
is Just so you
know I usually
date woman
bigger than you.
200 lbs and up.
You are very thin.
I have never
been called very
thin, so I thought
Hey , this might
work..
Oh no.
Seems he lost his
wife only 2yrs.
ago. They were
married for years.
And he loved her.
My first thought
was, this guy
should not be
dating...It seems
so soon.
As we sit outside
in the warm sunshine
he starts to
talk about her and
cry.
I have no idea
what to do.
I just sit and listen
and think to myself.
This man just needs
a friend.
Listen, thank him
and move on.
Hours go by,
and I really want
to get up but
it seems wrong.
He is pouring his heart
out and to get up
and just leave
seems, heartless.
Well we finally get up
and at the end of
whatever this is
he informs me he
would love to have
sex with me, but
not everything works
it would take him
3 months to get
to a place with me
where he would
get things working
in that department.
I thanked him
and as I was leaving
I bent down
to tie my shoe.
He was looking
down my shirt.
I am a Boob man
he says.
I stand up and
say ok.
I like them
bigger than
yours.
He says this
as he is
wiping the
tears from
his cheeks.
I leave
go home and
take a shower
getting whatever
that was off of
me.
YUCK!
What was that?