Wet t-shirt contest

I am 

Bent over

The tub

Srubbing.

Wearing

A white

T-shirt

And jeans.

Someone 

Knocks on 

The door.

I jump up 

And go 

To 

See who 

It is.

A man in

His early 

30's standing

There.

Hello!

He says 

I am sorry

To bother

You but 

I just 

Moved in

Upstairs.

Do you have a 

Can opener 

I can borrow?

Welcome, to the 

Neighborhood.

I reply.

Sure let me get

You one.

He will not make 

Eye contact 

With me 

And keeps 

Smiling.

Ok, I think

Must be shy.

I give him

The can opener

And his face 

Is red.

Return it 

Whenever,

I reply.

I will bring

It right back,

He replies

And as he turns 

Around says,

I am gonna

Love living 

Here.

I go 

Back

To the bathroom

And notice

My tshirt

Is wet.

And you

Can see 

Right through

It,

And I

Have no

Bra on.

I hear 

A knock 

On the door

Again.

I quickly

Put a sweatshirt 

On top

Of the wet shirt.

Embarrassed 

I open the 

Door.

The same young 

Man is standing

There smiling

With 2

Other guys.

Here is your can

Opener.

He says 

And introduces 

Me to 

His friends.

Hi, 

I say politely.

Sorry...

I say very calmly

But you

Missed the show.

The one man 

Blushes.

Nervously

They laugh.

When's 

The next showing

The one asks?

Oh I

Say

In about 

15 min

Let me 

Go get my 

Mother.

She is 65.

No 

Response

From

Them.

Just joking

Guys...

The contest

Is over.

As I shut 

The door 

I smile.

What a 

Way to 

Welcome 

A neighbor.

And then

I starting

Laughing.

Wet tshirt

Contest,

I can check

That off

My bucket

List.